On one of my favorite shows of all time, “How I Met Your Mother”, there is an absolutely hilarious character named Barney Stinson who is obviously based on a quote artist. I’m aware that it’s just a TV show, but a lot of the observations of him match up with mine, namely the crazy hot graphic of him; Basically, the hotter the girl, the more willing guys are to put up with her crazy.
Unfortunately, I am here to tell you that many, many beautiful and attractive women come up with a recipe for LOCO extra strength.
I’ve dated a Playboy cybermodel, a pin-up model, a runway model, strippers and dancers, cocktail waitresses, photo girls, pageant queens, and a whole range of hot and crazy messes, both high and low.
I am also friends with many beautiful pornstars, actresses and even one of our former ABC’s of attraction girls is now Playboy’s Miss October. So I think it’s safe to say that I have a pretty good sample size to base my subjective observations on.
I am only listing these features so that you know what to expect once you really learn how to successfully attract, approach, seduce and date very beautiful and attractive women.
Not all of them are crazy hot masses, so it’s doubtful that the hot model you’re dating (or hoping to date) has these ten traits (and woe to you if she does), but here are a few. Habits I’ve seen time and time again. REMEMBER: You can’t change a person if they don’t want to change and you shouldn’t try. So don’t be Captain Save’a’Ho.
10 Signs You’re Dating A Crazy Hot Model
1. She’s totally self-centered: Now I say this not to be mean or to indicate that they are bad people, but like I always say, if you can think from a woman’s perspective, you’ll be better off. Now I want you to imagine growing up as a little boy and everyone was nice to you. Everyone bought you gifts, everyone did favors for you, everyone was considerate of you. You were never the last person to be chosen in sports or projects and everyone wanted to be around you.
That is the life of a stunningly beautiful woman. The reason they are self-centered is because they are literally the center of the universe for many people and they have no reason to think otherwise. This, combined with Habit #3, also explains why she comes out as a full scale. Not because she’s being mean or cruel about it (although that could be the case as well), or because she’s using you (although that could be the case as well), but things happen and something or someone with a bigger and better date showed up. and swept it away. away in a fit of spontaneity, alphaness, high courage and mastery.
2. She’s a natural flirt: They are very sociable and socialized. I have met these girls who will flirt not only with the most handsome male models, but penniless strangers off the street with equal abandon and opportunity. Whether you’re a tall white guy or a short, wily Asian guy, these girls are completely up for talking about anything with anyone simply because they don’t know any other way to behave. Approach anxiety is a completely foreign concept in their minds, and they don’t even know what it means from a man’s perspective (which also explains why it’s EASIER to talk to more attractive women than unattractive women). Everyone in the world is willing to talk to them and they love to talk back to them. If you’re dating her, you might mistakenly think that she’s flirting with random men (although she very well is), but you shouldn’t automatically assume this, otherwise you’ll come across as insecure.
3. She’s always late: These girls will be late for their own funerals. Part of this, you might guess, is because they are selfish and self-centered (see Habit #1)…and you wouldn’t be entirely wrong. However, this is not always the case: he is always late because wherever he goes, things happen around him every hour. People are always doing her favors, talking to her, and her phone is blowing up (see Habit #6). She is constantly being “targeted” and for her it is something normal and everyday. Just walking to the grocery store can become an adventure for them, as with each step someone is getting closer to her or an orbiter is calling her phone or a Facebook creeper is stalking her profile. she. This is how they live their lives and this is why women thrive on drama: their lives are never dull, but they are never on time either.
4. She’s a schemer: One thing I’ve seen with beautiful girls is that even though a ridiculous amount of shit happens to them, somehow things come to fruition. I’ve heard the craziest schemes on how to get rich… and then get rich (or at least in temporary possession of money), though not because of that particular scheme. I have also been part of the best orchestrated plan that would rival D-Day and the taking of Normandy, all to be thrown off at the whims and whims of these magnificent strategists.
In other words, they’re always doing something that usually involves the help of strangers, orbiters, acquaintances, friends, lovers, and random would-be lovers who eventually, in an “Ocean’s Eleven”-like fashion, come together enough to get something done. it works for them. Hell, I’ve been lost in a non-English speaking country where I didn’t speak the language and just having a gorgeous girlfriend on my arm helped me get an amazing police escort into town and a free stay at a fancy hotel. It’s like they live a charmed life.
5. She’s completely disorganized: It doesn’t end at work or play: from your professional life to your personal life, everything is one big, messy, hot mess. I can’t count the times I’ve driven in an exotic dancer’s nomadic jeeps where they dedicate their entire lives to the gorgeous model couch surfing at a friend’s house. These hot babes not only don’t have their stuff together, they just can’t do it. This may have a lot to do with the fact that they are used to everything that is done for them; they never learned enough practical life skills to be able to keep things in order.
6. It is connected to your phone: These hot girls can’t escape the constant blasts they get from people via calls, texts, Facebook, Twitter…it never ends with them! Girls screen their phone calls, it’s no secret, but it’s because if they don’t, they’d be on the phone ALL DAY. It’s not uncommon for them to go to bed and wake up eight hours later to several new friend requests and followers, numerous text messages, and dozens of Facebook notifications (at least half of which are random losers beating them up). ). It is imperative to understand that people are constantly contacting her and want to be in touch with her. You can’t expect to isolate her socially; not only is it impossible, but you’ll only come across as a possessive and controlling ex-boyfriend. (One tactic I’ve used before is to simply take the battery out of her phone, that way she thinks her phone died ergo no interruptus coitus)
7. She is loved or hated: Her beauty and sexuality cause immediate polarizing reactions in people. Obviously, men will be instantly attracted to them, but it also polarizes men into becoming more aggressive and acting on their natural instincts or being too terrified to do more than watch. Women will also react in a similar way; they will either try to be incredibly nice and be the drone bee to their queen bee or they will hate her, both behind her back and to her face. One of the most fun bed and breakfast weekend getaways I’ve ever had with a beautiful girl was where all the old ladies hated her; We literally couldn’t get a break because all the older people hated her and they weren’t shy about it either!
8. She’s physically and facially expressive: Maybe it’s all the practice they get doing their “O face,” but these gorgeous women know how to communicate without words. They understand the power of their smiles, the way they fuck each other’s heads, and the burning in their eyes. They can communicate more with their face and body language than any so-called Pick Up Artist with their canned routines and DHV. The non-verbal game is more important than the verbal game and they know how to work both.
9. It’s too sexualized: For these beautiful girls, there is more than one type of sex. Sometimes they have sex because they want the guy, because they’re just horny and find something that meets their standards, or because they want to make sure they can still get sex on call. Whatever the reason, sex doesn’t always have the same meaning to them. Beautiful women are usually VERY good in bed because they’ve obviously had a lot of practice (obviously, there are exceptions, which is always very, very disappointing); For them, sex doesn’t have to have a high emotional bond like they might have with another person. It doesn’t mean she’s cheating on you (although she could be), it just means that beautiful women always have the CHOICE to have sex with any guy (although that’s not the point for her, she wants to have sex with “the only guy”).
10. She is her body’s worst enemy: Whether it’s food, wine or your sperm, crazy beautiful women know how to throw up to keep their weight down. More than half of women in the United States have some form of body dysmorphia during their lifetime, where they perceive themselves as fat or are afraid of becoming fat. Even though you think they are beautiful, when they look in the mirror, they see imperfections and flaws aplenty. Throwing up, going on crazy diets and exercise plans, or ingesting laxatives, their goddess bodies come at a heavy personal cost.
To be fair, these beautiful train wrecks are simply a product of their upbringing, but they are just that: beautiful, but crazy.
Keeping up with her is not an easy task, but it can also be one of the most entertaining and fun experiences you’ll ever have.
If you haven’t dated one of these women yet, I recommend you pick up your game and give it a try, at the very least so you can say you’ve dated Playboy model material.
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