The fox in “The Little Prince” said “Words are a source of misunderstandings.” Who invented the words? Would we all be better off if the words had never been invented? Surely without words there would be no Holy Bibles ordering group members to kill all non-group members for eternal paradise, no cars, no nuclear weapons, and no credit default swaps. When was the last time you saw our ape ancestors go hungry due to derivatives?
Many words in English have numerous meanings. The question arises, when someone took a word that meant one thing and gave it a new meaning, why didn’t anyone say, “You can’t give it that meaning because it already means …” The word “peace” has multiple meanings, not including the meanings of the word “piece”. The word “peace” spawned several new words such as “pious” and “peyes.”
“Peace” means the absence of war or the cessation of war, a treaty or agreement to end the war or the threat of war, the absence of public disturbances or disorder, public safety, law and order, the absence of disagreements or disputes, harmony, concord, a calm state of mind, absence of mental conflict, serenity, calm, tranquility and tranquility. Have you ever listened to the thoughts in your own mind? If a war is going on inside each of our own heads, how can we reach an agreement between two people or large groups of people?
This week a riot broke out at the Shawarma King kosher Jewish restaurant in Brooklyn when a rabbi noticed a non-kosher hot dog on the grill. It was like when the candy bar, also known as Doody, was thrown into the pool at the Bushwood Country Club during the caddy bath in “Caddyshack.” A hundred men with peyes went crazy, and the restaurant owner defended himself with an electric knife. Like Bill Murray at Caddyshack cleaning the pool in his carpet suit, the Shawarma King restaurant threw away the equipment that came into contact with the non-kosher hot dog.
The Old Testament, the Holy Scriptures of Judaism, Christianity and Islam are full of commandments to eat only kosher food. Jesus Christ, the born Jewish Rabbi and Messiah of Christianity and Islam said: “It is not what goes into a person’s mouth that contaminates it, but what comes out of the person’s mouth.” With all due respect to the creator of the universe, today Dr. Rashmi Sinha and fellow researchers at the National Cancer Institute in Rockville, Maryland, discovered that eating red meat significantly increased the chances of heart disease, cancer, and a short lifespan.
In response to the findings, Major League Baseball Jewish Commissioner Allan Huber “Bud” Selig announced that baseball would now ban hot dogs from all major league parks and switch to vegetarian dogs. The Fed came close to following suit. Right-hander Curt Schilling said: “I can deal with shoulder surgery and bleed through my socks, but this is ridiculous; I’m out of here.”
The 2010 Soccer World Cup is scheduled to be played in South Africa. This Friday marked the opening of a peace conference in Johannesburg. All living Nobel Peace Prize winners were invited to attend the meeting to discuss how football can combat racism and xenophobia. Xenophobia is the fear or hatred of strangers or foreigners or anything foreign or strange, such as payot.
Unfortunately, the soccer for peace conference has been canceled because South Africa refused to issue a visa card to the 1989 Nobel Peace Prize winner Dali Lama. The conference was organized by Nobel Peace Prize winners Nelson Mandela, Archbishop Desmond Tutu and FW de Klerk. The Nobel laureates couldn’t even agree to meet. They have painted the head of the loving and peaceful religion of Buddhism as part of the axis of evil.
The reason the Dalai Lama and his Buddhist disciple Tiger Woods have been expelled from South Africa is because China, which has the mortgage on the United States of America, told South Africa that if they would allow the Dalai Lama to enter the country, they would ban all. won ton soup sales to the African nation. Wontons are dumplings filled with pork. Commissioner Selig also banned the sale of wontons in all major league parks for fear of causing a disturbance in the stands.
Earlier this year, the Dali Lama said that China had turned Tibet into “Hell on Earth.” Humans show an astonishing lack of foresight. Our advent into space has just begun and we have already polluted outer space so much that millions of garbage projectiles are now orbiting the earth and it is too risky to fire space shuttles into space without being knocked out by our own garbage. Two spacewalkers had to go out this week to repair damage to the Endeavor caused by plastic wrap from Chicago Style Hot Dogs. Watch Gretchen Wilson dressed as a hot dog hunter singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” before China seizes us, closes baseball, and prohibits the Dali Lama from entering our country: